movie review nightmare on elm st. remake.

first off lemme asy this is the first time i noticed how cheap made for netflix dvds are getting. like seriously this dvd didnt even have a scene selection "button" on the main menue. and the begining had like 15 mins of previews and ads. weak netflix.... any way this movie was one of my favs growing up. this remake stayed true to the first film. which was good. but i hated the new freddy... his face/mask they used was realistic in a way of what an actual burn victum would look like. with not much facail structure, no nose, no lips, etc . i just didnt like the way it looked, not scary or gross or even cheesey. like tryin too hard lame. and his over too obviously-over-debbed-recorded in a sound stduio- forced- dark knight'ish- monster voice. it bothered me. and his dialoge. yeah they tried to keep the freddy jokes in tact and even used some of ther original freddy dialoge, but it was kinda ovwer the top. and not in a good way like the original.... and they made freddy look like even more of a creepy child molester than in the previous series of elm st's.... creepy. i hated the cgi scenes like the recrreation of the wall buldging scene. i hated it. also ive never seen anyone in this film before. they coulda at least threw in traci lords or some other bmovie olddy. the main dude in the movie looked like a twilight extra and the new nacy was a weird emoish sad girl. lame. the coolest part is the ending. when they left an open ending. not too bad but nuthig compaired to the original. however it's better than most of the other "horror" movies coming out nowa days. p.s. the opening sequence looked like some left over korn music video photage. hahahaha 3.5 outta 5.

movie review... the education of charlie banks.

anuther movie with jesse eisenberg... but surprisingly this in this one he acts a lil different... and for the better. this is a movie about a violent bully coming back into the life of a kid who called the cops on him for beating some jocks to near death....needles to say the snitch is afraid of the bully and the bully starts fukin shit up for the kid. not much of a plot line. a wide assortment of musical stylings add to the movies bleekness and era (?) but the viewer is never quite sure when this film is taking place. and that bothered the viewer (me). a near no name cast and lots of brown in the color scheme just like all the movies j.e. does.... oh and wtf!? fred durst in his directorial debut.... good for him. ... imean going up against a then on top of the world britney spears is no easy task. exspecaily ewhen she denys sleeping with u and has u black listed from radio..... but i know in my heart fred fucked that hoe. america was just quick to believe her back then because obviously fred "did it all for the nookie" and brit was just a lil "not that innocent"... but what ever. he totally banged her and brit should just addmit it insted of making HIM look like the asshole.... but back to the movie it was something to watch not worth more than the five bux i spent on it but what the hell a lot better than most the other movies i've seen lately..... 3.5 outta 5 but only good for like three watches at most.

movie review "robin hood men in tights"

i love mel brooks. and with a young dave chappelle how could this movie suck? it could if u didnt give hi enuff lines. a couplse funny parts but this is one of brooks' lamest films. supre dry even for dry humor standards. its funny that they had dick van patten and tracy ulllman in it and how mel asks "faggalas?" to the merry men. hahaha also how they explain the name "john" being used as a name for toilets. oha nd patrick stewart at the end was a sweet surprise. but stilll lame. 0.5 outta 5

movie review "reality bites"

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movie review rush beyond the lighted stage.

i love rush. i love documenterys. so a rush doc would be the sweetest thing ever. but just how sweet? way more sweet than i could have ever imagined. things i learned... rush has like 20 some albums out. geedy lee's a jew, and his parents are holocost survivors. super late in his carreer as a drummer neal pert changed his drumming technique as well as the way he held his sticks. i also learned that geddy and the gitar player have been best friends since elementry school...... i also remebered what i didnt like about rush.... the 1980's... after moving pictures the band started to suck ass.but in the later 90's they actually picked it up. and then neal pert's daughter and wife died. and he just left... not quit the band, he just got on his motorcycle and rode. sending postcards along the way. wwhen he came back they made an album and toured again. as if nuthing had ever changed... pretty sweet. also the end of the movie has all three mebers sittin around a table drinkin wine and acting goofy as hell. like its the first time they have ever gotten drunk. kinda like steve brule drinkin sweet berry wine. and they also have a bunch of other musicians talkin about why they love rush. trent reznor and billy corgan are both surpriseingly normal nice "dudes" in this doc. 5 outta 5.

movie review.... friday the 13th... remake

movie review.... friday the 13th... remake.... more boobs less "sex".... not as good as the first three 13th's (thats what it seemed to be going for).... butbetter than alott of the other remakes.... 3.5 outta 5

movie review... mr woodcock

movie review... mr woodcock.. $3 at shopko.. some good laughs.. pretty predictable.. bigs ups to ethan suplee(?).. ima fan since boy meets world. and stiffler always makes me geek. bill bob thourton tho. id like to hang out with him and be assholes to people. 3.5 outta 5

movie review.... yes man

movie review.... yes man.. like "liar liar" only he can't say "no". his love intrest(the chick from she and him) is a fuckin lame actress. she's nice to look at and not a "bad actress" just a plain lameo. and jim carey, well you know. over actor. a couple small roles by neat people. and a couple chuckles but it's a ma...de for tbs movie. 1.5 outta 5

movie review wendy o williams and the plasmatics

movie review wendy o williams and the plasmatics: the movie.she smashed tvs,blew up cars on stage,n was always in undies.a clean n sober/vegitarian/animal rights activist.she became a marketing tool.then she sold out teamin up with kiss (even tho she bashed evrythng they stood for)to record an album, her last 2 albums ...we the best the last being punkrock/hiphop. she shot herself. poor editing/abrupt ending 1.5 outta 5

movie review..special

movie review..special.Michael Rapaport is such a cool guy.i'd like 2 hang out with him.everything he does is good n he plays all his roles well.oh and hes hiphop check the old high and mighty albums.this movie is kinda slow moving but it's a dark comedic take on "robot pills". and i think i agree with the writer...also... that kid from nick's drake and josh is in this too and his acting is decent. 5 outta 5 must see.

movie review. slither

movie review. slither.horror/comedy throwback."troma"style(even had toxic advenger in it n a lloyd kaufman cameo)sum funny lines n sum grossy gross gooscenes thats about it.i think my buddy Sam Lenz worked on sum of the make up fx on this thing.not sure could be wrong.ask him.oh a zombie deer n a zombie "pam from the o...ffice" made it even better.as a horror fan 4 outta 5 as a movie fan 2 outta 5

movie review.basic instinct2

movie review.basic instinct2. $3at walmart 1.man that bitch is old2.why would u bitch about showin ur vag in the 1st one n then go n do a second film masturbating in a car crash!?3.man the acting sucked4.kinda neat ending but just fast foward thru the movie n ull complety comprehend the plotline there's no need for the... cheesy "seductive" dramatic dialoge.5.its got boobs.so its got that goin for it. 0.25 outta 5

movie review...the break up

movie review...the break up. $3 at walmart. vince vaughhn plays the same person he always plays(xcept in phsyco)jenifer aniston plays the same person she always plays (xcpet leperchan) pretty lame. prolly like 3 good laughs. plus u get to see "rachel's" ass. well kinda prolly a stunt ass. 1 outta 5

movie review...year one

movie review...year one. i was pumped to get my new netflix instant streaming thru the wii. i watched half an episode of the dick van dyke show then this. like 5 good laughs none rememberable. a bunch of good cameos but thats it. harold ramis you can do better. 1.5 outta 5. hey netflix 5 outta 5 on the wii streaming.

movie review... slammin salmon

movie review... slammin salmon..broken lizard did it again. but i woulda thought more goin into it if "waiting" wasn't out first, but whatever this was way funnier. did this even come out in the theaters? it shoulda but i never heard of it b4. lots of great cameos. and the green mile dude says some funny shit. only dow...n side is the weird editing spliced together sequences. i no likey. 4.5 outta 5 watch this shit.

movie review...nick and noras infinite playlist

movie review...nick and noras infinite playlist...the gum part equals gross. all the rest of it equals lame. but that would be sweet if my womans dad own a suoer sweet recording studio and was like "lets record something just pick up jimi hendrix's guitar" oh wait neverminbd lets just bang on the floor..... 2 outta 5

movie review.district 9

movie review.district 9.i hate movies that go loud quiet loud.like the pixies.cant hear half the dialoge.it kinda seemed like a subtley racist movie.. and they didnt even fuly explain what the juice was. and the dude meet back up with the alien and they become instant buddies? wtf!? lame... i think its funny that the f...irst thing an alien says is "fuck off" haha.3 outta 5. something to watch but nothin to watch again.

movie review... face to face:shoot the moon

movie review... face to face:shoot the moon. i love this band. first punk show i went to and the floor collapsed. stopped liking them afater the third album and passed up the last opp. i had to see em to see the lordz of brooklyn insted. i will be the old guy pusshing his way up to the front at this years warped tour.... this movie made me miss/love this band all over again, 5 outta 5. even if u dont know this band.

movie review.. worlds greatest dad

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review.. worlds greatest dad. writen and directed by bobcat goldthwait!!
stairing robin williams. super awesome dark comedy. a mans son dies
while beating off and the dad makes it look like a suicide. a former
writer he writes a suicide note and people are moved by it. weird
...ending but what a great movie. sad almost to tears. funny almost to
tears. 5 outta 5

movie review.. sex pot

movie review.. sex pot. a buddy comedy where dudes find weed that makes people horny. and go on a mission to find a party to bang two lesbians. dumbest movie ive ever seen. an entire cast of "ive never seen before"s... boobs galore so thats kinda a plus. i'd rather watch "godmoney" or "going overboard" over this anyda...y of the week. and that says a lot about how shitty this is. 0.25 outta 5 cuz there's boobs.

movie review...BIG FAN

movie review...BIG FAN..Patton Oswalt(i love almost all film he's in, tv included)plays a sports nerd livin at his mothers house n writes speeches n gives them on a call in talkradioshow. Kevin Corrigan plays his best friend(i love almost all film he's in, tv included)n he ends up killing(?)Michael Rapaport(i love almo...st all film he's in, tv included).also there's a 50cent die tryin bday cake for a 7yearold!5 outta 5

movie review... the queers are here

movie review... the queers are here. a doc/live performances by the pop punk group the queers. man i love "loves songs for the retarded" but the way joe queer talks in this doc makes him seem like a total dick. he runs his mouth and then retracts it five min. later. what a lameo. his additude is the reason why his band... never got any better/further. 1 outta 5

movie review..caligula

movie review..caligula...i just didnt understand the plot. alot of stuff didnt make sense to me. and yeah its a nudey movie but not the kind u perv to. the kind you "art nerd" to. filmed well. but acted and scripted terribly. 0.5 outta 5.

movie review..adventurland

movie review..adventurland... i hate ryan renolds. and i hate the mopyness of kritain stewert or whay ever theire names are...i hate them. decent story and funny shit from the park owners. took me till half way into it that it was spose to be the 80's. also i dont like the main dude. he's only in movies that have land i...n them. hahaha and he's a one trick pony as far as his acting skills. 3 outta 5

movie review.... "into the pit"

movie review.... "into the pit".. a doc on horror movie talk radio deadpit.com. it was on pbs. frikin awesome horror movie/metal nerds. i liked it alot. and apparently it has ties with wisconsin cuz it was aired on "directers cut" a show ft. only wi filmakers. 3 outta 5.

movie review.the runaways

movie review.the runaways.only 1 good thing to say , kirstin strewt really had joan jetts hunched over body languge down pat.this movie shoulda been called "teenage rocker girls in love" a made 4tv movie on LMN. every scene felt as if it was shot only once and never edited for errors.they only mention the rest of the b...and once. they only mention lita ford in one part.a big dissapointing piece of shit.1 outta 5

movie review.... pennywise home movies

movie review.... pennywise home movies. lame. im glad i didnt buy it. it was recorded before the albums that were good. and its all about how fletcher is an asshole. no wonder the bassist killed himself. he was the target of a drunkin bully constantly. neat to see how the shows were 16 years ago. also neat to see where they used to record. 1.5 outta 5

movie review.youth in revolt

review.youth in revolt.we get it Michael Cera, ur a skinny akward youngman wholistens 2music most people dont, u love dressing fall colors n you get offered the roles Jesse Eisenberg will do if you turn them down.seriously enough. this movie has no value. oh wait yeah it does,Steve Buscemi,Fred Willard,Ray Liotta,Zach ...Galifianakis,n Justin Long.but none on screen enuff to save the dry plotof a 3rdgrade book0.25outta5

movie review.dunn n vitos tour

movie review.dunn n vitos tour.has the same people as the third steveo video (cept preston lacy) but is way more ameture. stunts, antics, and footage.this movie makes my "how to be.."movies seem oscarwothy.an hour of filming a drunkyellin don vito.n the bands on the tour were so lame.good parts 1.boob shots 2.finding n...ude pics behind the family portrait on the tour bus 3.the fight between a band member and dunns lil bro that gets bloody. 0.25 outta 5

movie review... paul blart mall cop

movie review... paul blart mall cop. wsn't xpectin much.was surprised.like i watched a better written,bettr acted,funnyr,n cleaner(pg)version of"observe and report".same concept n sum of the same dialog.great 2c all the actors that r in "happy madison" movies even the old dude from mr deeds. p.s. wtf!? rick thorne and ...mike valley (sp) are the bad guys? m.v's badass beat downs in cky are sweet. 4.5 outta 5

tv review...monk ending

tv review...monk ending...SPOILERS DONT READ IF U DIDNT SEE IT YET.... wtf craig t nelson!? really??? randy disher and sharona? reeeaalllly? and what now monks cured and they continue on? and he's all creeping on trudies daughter? .... oh yeah craig t nelson having bones in his yard? never seen that b4...polterguiest.... i love monk but i hate the ending. they should at least make a movie. 2 outta 5

movie review.. funny people

movie review.. funny people.. delivered way more than i expected. glad i didnt see it in the theatre 2long... shoulda be 2 movies a romcom and a dude dying gets better movie. funny stuff tons of great "funny people" ol school references its all there.... awesome set design too! 5 outta 5

movie review... harold and kumar. escape from gitmo

movie review... harold and kumar. escape from gitmo.... WHY OH WHY!?... 1. funny g.w.b. part its always funny to she him be all monkey like... 2. the first half of the neil patrick harris part is golden. a rainbow unicorn?...sweet!... the rest of the movie was complete shit. worthless.... well except the nudity..... 0.5 outta 5.

movie review...edgeplay

movie review...edgeplay..a film about the runaways.cool music doc. too bad joan jett didnt have anything to do with it. the singer and the bassist held up the best... lita ford is a man. reminds me of a metal dude form the 80's.... not sure if i like allot of theire music but they ae icons none the less. totally who t...he donnas wanted to be. cant wait till my birthday when the fictional movie comes out. 3 outta 5

movie review....taking woodstock

movie review....taking woodstock.... demetri martin is great in this role. not too comical and not too "im trying too hard to be serious".... i didnt understand the ending...he just moves out cuz his mom is hoarding money!? what!? eugene levy is awesome..... 2 outta 5

movie review..notorious

movie review..notorious...spoiler alert, he dies at the end.... but seriously i feel like i just watched and lame made for BET movie...angela basset? more like angela basset hound... she ugly nowadays... and danny elfman on the music!?... he did a great job mixing in the actual songs with the story line. like the phone... call from going back to cali... 0.5 outta 5 and that was for the music layout. do not see!

movie review. shrooms

movie review. shrooms. a horror movie. so these kids go to ireland to eat the worlds most powerful mushrooms. they then tell a story of an old orphanage with cruel beatings and a mass murder involving mushroom poisoning. of corse. 1 chick eats the deadly shrooms the rest eat the normal 1s and the murders start.better t...han xpected mostly serious not goofy stoner stuff, but still the ending was super lame. 2 outta 5

movie review... LIFE

movie review... LIFE.. an older movie with eddie murphy and martin lawrence.. also bernie mac and a couple other dudes... oh rick james and heavy d!!! lol thats great.. set in i guess the 20's? and shows theire life as they sit in jail for a crime they didnt commit.... lots of good "riffing" going on between the lead... roles...funny stuff... i enjoyed it... 4 outta 5.

movie review.phil lynott the thin lizzy rocker

movie review... phil lynott the thin lizzy rocker... 1.i didnt know thin lizzy was a european band. 2.i didnt know the singer was black. 3.i didnt know he was irish 4. i didnt know van morrison was irish. this movie was a lame made for bbc doc. he died of heroin but other than that he didnt really do any carzy rockstar... type shit. i thought it was gunna be awesome but nope. 1 outta 5 for the facts i learned from it.

movie review..smiley face

movie review.... smiley face... anna farris gets stoned and does a bunch of dumb shit... i give it props for the cameos and the spot on "this is what a stoner would do " comedy... 2 outta 5. 0.5 outta 5 if you dont dig "stoner" comedys

movie review..500daysofsummer

movie review..500daysofsummer.could thismovie TRY anyharder tobe "indie"n"hip" (chandler voice)they play the penisgame?c'mon! watchin adults act asif they are16. dudes all whipped up.then the girl gives him a big middlefinger alltheway uphis ass.well,u know what i mean. it makes me roll my eyes at the childishness, lik...e pics of people "necking" on facebook. skip this shit unless ur new to relationships. 1.5 outta 5

movie review... zombieland

movie review... zombieland... way good. good as an action movie.. good as a zombie movie.. really good as a comedy. i just dont like the main kid. as an actor he bothers me. but woody is always great(pun intended). im not gunna leak any thing but man bill murry is awesome. hahahaha 5 outta 5

movie review... the invention of lying

movie review... the invention of lying... good stuff. i like how it has tons of cameos and tons of potty jokes. i also like how it turns into a religeous type movie for a while. 4 outta 5

movie review.. the gits

movie review.. the gits... a doc. on an old band that coulda been huge (at least the singer coulda been) cut short by the rape and murder of lead singer. well done with an actual happy ending (sick pun intended) lots of sweet live footage. didnt know joan jett went on to frount them for a couple shows. j.j. wouldnt eve...n do the runnaways doc inteveiws but she did this. awesome. well done. 4 outta 5.

movie review.. betty blowtorch

movie review.. betty blowtorch.. rock doc.4hot hollywood rocker chix n 1dies.. i got this cuz i was a fan of butt trumpet back in the day.by the 1st song on the dvd i was disgusted n annoyed by the vox and lame lyrics. but i slowly started gettin into em half way thru. also found out how butt trumpet died and howmuch ...of a douche thom bone is/was. and a guest apperence by a bongtokeing vanilla ice!? sweet?. 2 outta 5

movie review humbolt county

movie review.. humbolt county ... i hated how the chick (the goth one from the craft and the water boy....too bad for her) just dumped this dude at some cult like then-turns to be friendly-weed growin hippie commune.she too ugly to be a "normal" actress but she shows boobs so they keep her around for "lions gate" type movies like this. total butterface. she could prolly play brody armstrong form the distilers in a bio pick. kinda looks like her........ and then wut!? a lott of good stoner covos going one here... but the movie is super lame. 1 outta 5

movie review stripes

i expected a lott more lol-ing to this movie i mean cmon, bill fuckin murray! and a young skinny harold ramis... have u seen how fat he is lately? he was seth rogans dad in knocked up.... any way in this he's sposse to be in his 20's and he has an afro. hahahah great. john candy is in this too. but the movie is dry. not funny at all. Riff Randal is and totally boobing out... and so is "einhorn" from ace ventura... also (way younger) boobing out..... so in the words of bill murray himself it's "got that going for it"..... a five dollar movie and i got my moneys worth in boobs..... also it has a funny clip involving wisconsin. 1 outta 5.

movie review hanibal

i've waitied forever to watch this movie. ive seen s.o.t.l., and red dragon (the best so far), with this one i expected more horror. more killing, more people eating. but nope. it was kinda lame. they never really explained what happened to the "rich kid with no face" i mean they talked about how he cut up his face but they didnt explain why he was already that fucked up. and the whole ray liota being a "dick head woman hating top cop" what the fuck!?.... and was the end part spoose to be funny and campy? cuz it was over the top and horribly acted. and how the hell would a fugitive with a bloody arm get on an airplane!? lame. also it took an hour and a half till it started gettin bloody.... jullianne moore was a great actress as always. anthony hopkins was great and "fancy" as always. but this movie kinda bored'd me. good thing i bought it for 2.50 2 outta 5