movie review jackass 3

im a pretty big jackass and all it's spin off's fan. so i was expecting awesomeness and i was also routing for steve-o and his new found sobriety. so when the movie first starts off i was like hell yeah this is gunna kick ass. old school (actually) mtv theme in the opening credits. bevis and butthead explaining 3d. and the super slow motion camera paning intro.... all awesome. now on to the "skits" all of whioch we pretty played out and lame. and they seemed forced. i did think they woulda had a better time if beer was allowed on the set. cuz drunken ideas are always the best. i like bam "pissing dick" camera, and the gorrila skit. also the slow mo penis peanut trick was pretty funny..... wow pontius has a big wang.... they ending was pretty cool with the weezer song memories and all the old photage and shit.. 3.5 outta 5 as a regualr movie...... 1 outta 5 as far a s jackass material goes.

movie review dont mess with the zohan

first off i know this is a super old movie. and trust me i love adam sandler as much as the next 13 yr old-when billy madison came out-er ... but for a while there he just kkept shittin out films left and right... so with some of my tax refund i decided to get used copys of all the adam sandler movies i didnt yet own. this was one. i think i had free shipping and was like 1.50. and let me tell u it wasn't worth it. this is the second worst movie with adam sandler in it... going over board is the first.... and both ill never watch again. i think i laughed only once. and now i cant even remeber what it was about....lame. 0.5 outta 5