Sunday, October 24, 2010

movie review date night.

so i just saw the poster/cover art for this movie and i gotta say wow! nice cleevage tina fey! i think she is sooooo milfy.... anyways steve carell and tina fey make a great couple in this movie. i think they should do like three more films playin a couple. they clicked so well and they are both funny as shit. kristin wig is in it as well and i've been a fan of hers since the joe schmoe show as dr. pat. common is in it too, what a waste. also his "badass side kick" is played by the weird incest dude from its always sunny in philly... like wtf how am i sposse to take him seriously as a bad ass. also the two worst actors of right now arre in it marky mark, and jackie from that 70's show... seriously they cant act and its annoying. anuther annoyin person/part of the movie was the car chase scene with jb smoove. i fuckin hate him... well i kinda liked him in pootie tang. but any ways will i am is in it tooo? lame i hate that wyclef wanna be mutha fucka. ray liotta is in it tooo. i love him. all in all this was a great movie. funny stuff. cant wait till steve and tina play more roles together. didnt watch the extras yet but i bet ima pee my pants. 4 outta 5 just cuz it wasnt the funniest thing ive seen but it was no "cop out" either.

Friday, October 8, 2010

movie review someones knocking at the door.

so this was anuther one of those cheap neo grindhouse "horror" flix... while i enjoyed the editing and spliceing sequences... the plot on the other hand was super dumb. a group of med school students...apparently med school... its not explained nor do u ever see them in class.... anyways alll theese druggy med schoolids meet up in the old "file room" thats in a creepy basement and they shoot up an experimental drug.... alll of em except one... and of corse shes the one who doesn't die.... now on to the horror part... its a demon with a huge dick that rapes up up the ass till u die..... also its a demon chick that shoves ur head up her pussy till u die..... terrible no name actors.... over acting when "on drugs".... useing drugs as ur main selling point.... alll of this adds up to shit. the opening sequence is neat to look at and has nuthing to do with the movie... and there is a "flaming lips" copy band that does the whole soundtrack which they sound pretty cool.... but this movie is shit... and apperemntly it won awards!? wtf people.... 1 outta 5