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movie review the social network

if u have read my other reviews (do it now!) you know how i feel about jesse eisenberg or what ever the fuck his name is..... he's the poor mans version of juno's babby daddy. hahahaha. im surprised this movie wasnt called the socail network land...cuz he only does movies with land in the title.... but yeah he's always actin the same way... him and marky mark should make a movie i'll never watch together. within the first 2 mins of the movie i was already pissed off and annoyed by this guy..... what a dick smacker... kinda a deecent movie but dragged on a lil. justin timberlake was bearable. rashida jones im proud of u for being in about every third movie i watch but way to go having like a paragraph of dialog in this one.... the bleekness of the cinematography bothered me. that brown grey and raining shit is gettin played out. and trent reznor used to make music i wanted to break stuff to. nowadays his tunes make me wanna take a nap.,,,,,, bigs ups to roots manuva and cage for being on the soundtrack.... meh yawn what movie is next? 2 outta 5

movie review the other guys

let me start off by saying i love ALMOST every will ferreel movie. and i hate ALMOST every mark whalburg movie.... yeah i know i can't spell.... duh..... i love how the first thing u hear is the voice of ice mutha fukin t ....biiiiiiiiitttccccccch! and how it starts out as an action movie with sam jackson and the rock.... the movie has its moments but mostly relys on arguments between marky mark and buddy the elf. mark plays the same mono emotion role he always does, this time only louder and blankly deadpan..... will ferall yeah he plays the loud goofy guy that everyone loves him for. mike keton is too funny droppin tlc references. and the rock and sam jackson jumping to theire death for no reason was kinda lame... and the fact that rob riggle does the same part he always does dosent surprise me... there is a part in this movie that is exactly like his part in the hangover.. where cops go crazy in a class room full of elementary kids..... lame. the facts at the end of the film and the tunes playing were cool as shit. kind of an odd movie. 2.5 outta 5. woulda been 3 but fukin marky mark cant deliver the goods.

movie review "grown ups"

this was the funniest adam sandler movie i've seen in like ten years. i mean funny people was funny, but it was also depressing so it doesn't count. it has a huge awesome cast of goofy people so u pretty much cant go wrong. but the whole film i kept thinking, geez i wish i could gather all my friends together go on a vacation to a log cabin, with near by waterpark, and get paid thousands/millions of dollars to stare at barely legal hot chicks and be filmed "being friends" and ripping on eachother. seriously this movie is the same thing me and my buddies do when we get together, we just sit around drinking beers, remembering when, tellin stories, and making fun of each other. i wish i could get paid for it. barely any plotlline but it didnt seem to matter. i also kept think that kevin james wouldn't be part of the crew or even in this film if chris farley was still alive. i mean he's the only outsider, with no snl time under his belt. he's the fat guy that gets frustrated, yells, stutters incoharently, and does the whole "fat guy fall down go boom" schtick made famous by mr farley himself. .... well HE didnt invent it but ya know what i mean, that was ppretty much his whole deal..... man i get sad thinkin about how we lost him too early and how we could've had more great film moments if he just slowed down.... any way yeah this movie is great if ur a fan of this era of SNL, also if ur a fan free form comedy jazz, cuz tthats how i'd explain it. happy madison needs to make "billy madison pt. 2 - who's the teacher now!?"... at least that's what i'd call it. 4.5 outtta 5.